Remember that Paige's door is broken? That sister can rig something up if given enough time. She can close the door...sort of. She's gotten stuck in her room a couple of times and Houdini'd herself out somehow.
Tonight Makenna has to ask Paige something. She approaches the Door.
"Sissy, I need to ask you something"
"GO AWAY. GET AWAY. I'M ON THE PHONE. YOU'RE SO RUDE!!!!!! GO AWAY NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM"
"Sissy, I need my earrings, please"
"GO AWAY NOW!!!!!!!! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY?????? MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM"
Makenna turns away in disgust and heads to the other end of the house. As she passes by me, I hear her mutter this:
"If I was a bear, I would so gnaw her."