Just so you know, Internets.
Years into the future you will all be responsible for the therapist bill for my son. Because it was my sweet baby's birthday and all he got was two comments? (Thanks, Dulcie and C!) Dang, that's going to be rough on him when he goes to read my memoirs one day.
It's gonna be your fault. Not mine. Well, not this time. I'm betting he'll be in therapy for a thousand other reasons he'll end up blaming me and his Dad for.
Just so you know.