On the way to church yesterday morning:
Me: Hey guys? If I appear to be a little dumb at church today? It's because this headband I'm wearing is squeezing my brain to death.
Me: Makenna! You didn't put plates and utensils on the table. I thought you were told to set the table! What do you think we're going to eat off of?
Makenna: I thought we'd eat straight from the pots.
Yet another one:
The Boy does craft projects in Sunday School. He brought home a cut out smile on a popsicle stick. On the teeth were glued mini-marshmallows.
Paige (from seat behind me): EWWWW, Boy, don't EAT the marshmallows.
The Boy: But, I like marshmallows.
Paige: But, they're not good. They have glue on them!
The Boy: I like marshmallows with gu-loo on them!
(Good thing the glue is non-toxic, huh?)
Never a dull moment around The Edge, that's for sure. Anyone want to go to the gym for me? I'm trying very hard to start an exercise routine that's going to stick with me. I hate sweating. If it wasn't for that, I'd be smooth.